It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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