If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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