I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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