i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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