I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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