Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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