I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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