it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I just want to make out with him forever
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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