Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I just had sex on a roof
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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