My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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