whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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