Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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