Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
