we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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