Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
