I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Vodka?
Forever.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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