It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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