this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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