Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
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