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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
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