Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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