It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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