you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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