Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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