This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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