You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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