I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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