White coat. Heels.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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