I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I'm getting married
To pizza
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
