Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I'm always down for nudity.
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