I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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