so that wasnt chicken after all
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Randomize
