Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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