I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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