Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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