Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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