You made me cry and you don't even care
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
We had sex on a dog bed..
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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