I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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