There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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