Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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