Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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