i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
