Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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