If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Randomize
