And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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