he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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