He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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