Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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