? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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