he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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