You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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