I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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