What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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